Asheri Rising

Keiru Silver

Emerald PM'd this to me, so I'm going to post it for all to see.

get the swords... do it.. do it.. get themm it will all be as it once was... do it.. i compel you.. DO IT!!!

I just wanted everyone to see what your Keiru is really like. He's manipulative, hypnotic, angry... and... must... get... swords...

@.@

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Arboreal Prowler

He might not have been drunk. Maybe someone gave him an atomic wedgie. Or he was forced to watch twelve hours of Barbara Streisand movies (now I'll find out K. Ruby is a B. Streisand fan)<-- This is a No No. Be respectful of all board members please. Thank you in advance for your compliance and enjoy the site everyone! -*end of Onyx edit*. Or he was locked in a room with Carrot Top for a week. Or he had some really bad cheese.

Or maybe he's actually talking about those cool little plastic swords you sometimes find impaling an olive in a drink. Have you ever seen those things? Those are cool.

What are the Semantic Swords, BTW?

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Keiru Emerald

Although I may be crazy sometimes, at least I'm not as angry, or crazy, as Cobalt, as shown by these little tidbits from the past.

LATE NIGHT SPAMMETH!!! DEFYITH ME NOT!!!
FINALS!!!

ARRGH!!!

Bhulenpazzen


and


Diz iz Criz! Spheeking hin Crizonian!

and finally,

Ha, I see that my omnipotence grows daily. Yes, perhaps I shall forever more be called Super-Mega-Hyper-Omni-Tera-Insidious-Bulenpazzen-mon. Ok, maybe not. Nonetheless, bow before Bhulenpazzen's Blade!

Cheers,

KE

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Keiru Silver

I remember my response to that last one.

"Damn you, Bhulenpazzen. I'm not redoing your banner, you rat bastard."

And watch your mouth, Prowler. No one mentions her on my boards. Ever. And don't you dare insult Ruby like that.

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Sekirah Partam

LMAO!!!!!! *finally understands swordly semantics* That's funny as hell KS. I'm half curious to see what it would be like to reintroduce the swords to this site, but I know it would be the downfall of all Aeterna. Alas, my curiosity will not be quenced.

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Keiru Cobalt

Who is this "Bhulenpazzen" you all speak of? And this "Mighty Mac?" These people sound like miscreants to me...

And this whole thing about "Swordly Semantics?" Sounds like a fun idea. Lets try it. I think that everyone would really get a "kick" out of it...

By the way, if you can't detect my sarcasm by now, refer to sword #7.

Bwa ha ha!!

And, just to set things straight, those finals never did defy me.

Ahand datz hiz dat! Hi khant sae hany moore!

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Finrandel

Alas, Swordly Semantics would fail, for everyone knows the secret... they were useless!!!

For those of you that don't know, I shall give a quick overview:

Once, when Asheri was still in it's fledgling stages, instead of those crappy icons you see (the green arrow, the lightbulb, the stop sign, etc.) they were all different blades. In our quest for power, Bhulenpazzen and Kalimdor Stromguard (Keiru Cobalt and I) wrote a dissertation on the uses of the swords and demanded their correct use upon EVERY post posted. They all had different purposes, including Bhulenpazzen's Blade and Kalimdor's Blade (they also had cool names, too, but I cannot remember those). Amazingly enough, many of the members began following the faux set of rules. And then Silver and Emerald axed it. We were sad.

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Keiru Silver

Oh, lord. It was Kalimdor's Kutlass or something equally gay...

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